FIE UPON YOU, Padawansguide!

*shaking my fist at the sky*
I'm flipping channels last night around 8pm because there is NOTHING on (tell me why I sell my firstborn to Comcast every month?) and I run across Project Runway on Bravo. I stop for a moment just to see what all the chatter was about and I didn't get up again until 11pm!
I do NOT have time to get sucked into this show but I AM HELPLESS!!! And I must possess that variegated pleated & ruffled dress of Santino's. Just like the rest of you out there... Hey, maybe we can get a volume discount?

No wonder I can't get anything done...

So, I sit down after days of stalling to start work on a dress and my machine is laboring pretty hard on this silk velevt ribbon. Maybe the needle is too big since it rips the ribbon apart, ya think?
No problem. I'll just go into my stuff drawer and get a lightweight needle. Let's see... I have... hmmmmm... heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, and leather needles.
I have more crap than God an none of it is what I need! So, no sewing tonight. harumph.