How bizarre...

I have a bat sleeping in my shower drain.

That is all.

Edit: So the maintenance guy comes to get the bat. He has no gloves, no tools, no brain. I tell him he'll need some gloves - bats have rabies. He asks me for a plastic bag and closes himself into the bathroom. When I open the door to give him the bag he's got a hay-OOGE screwdriver in his hand and asks, "Jou wan me kill it?"

The level of absurdity is running very high.