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Because sewphisticate always finds the coolest stuff...

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . . Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunch Rightful heir!! Strategic poisoning . . . Mind control Asked for it really nicely, 'pretty please' No idea . . .
Your title is:	The Big Cheese
Your symbol is:	a red dragon - fiery and hot, like you!
You rule from:	a floating castle - ABOVE A VOLCANO!!
At your side is:	your body double - hey, good lookin'!
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	veeeery heavily armed
Your most popular law is:	Kareoke Wednesdays, with prizes! EVERYWHERE!!
Your least popular law is:	Banning of people over six foot two
Your worst enemy is:	cranberries - ewww
Your popularity rating is:: 72%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 13%
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