I am on my way to a 4-year-old's birthday party.

[lovetriangle]

It is being held at an "indoor playground" - picture a slightly more sophisticated version of a McDonald's Playland area. I'm sure Claire will have the time of her life.

I, however, am rather Howard Hughes-ian about germs and feel like I'm stepping into the Bog of Eternal Stench. I'm getting the heebies just thniking about it.

*searching franticaly for my Purell*
Wish me luck.

Comments

[jubilima.livejournal.com]

LOL My poor future children will turn out to be obsessive-compulsive hypochondriacs. I'm not very tolerant of germs, either.

[lacomtesse.livejournal.com]

Bwa ha ha ha..."Bog of Eternal Stench"....ha ha ha....

Although the first thing I thought of when I read "indoor playground" is that line from "The Goonies" where Chunk says "UGH! You smell like PhysEd!".

Good times.

Better bring a whole gallon of Purell.

[lmcbeth.livejournal.com]

yeah....yuckie!