Oh, oh, oh, play Rocky Raccoon! Not danceable, but I love the Beatles, and that's a fun song. I'm not into love songs, but I gotta admit my favorite one is off of the same album: I Will.

Ah, heck, just play the whole White Album, except for Revolution #9. At 8 minutes, you'll have people running for the doors.

"Take this brother, may it serve you well"